Monday, January 19, 2015

Desperate Measured

Nothing is as heartbreakingly sad as seeing someone express desperation.

A Cult

It’s called counter culture because those who participate want so desperately to be counted.

Isn't It Shocking

Here's the truth about The Shock Factor: the shock is the degree of immaturity not the content of the conversation.  Isn't it shocking that most people are too simple to discern the difference between shock and provoke?

Sunday, January 18, 2015

Outside The Box

The thing about being the sharpest pencil in the box? It's effortless to be the biggest prick.

Wednesday, January 14, 2015

In The Mood

I'm in a mood. So. Here's two sentences: 

1. It all comes down to which side of the funnel you're on. 


2. Tolerance for profanity is in direct proportion to sexual partners. If you've slutted - you cannot be a prude. Innocence and chastity are like virginity; once they're breached they cannot be feigned.