Monday, September 1, 2008

Laboring On Labor Day

Okay … I’m supposed to be so many things.

But let’s just skip all that. Shall we? Now, I’m supposed to be painting my kitchen. We’re going with federal blue. And no -it’s not patriotism or a fascination with civil war memorabilia. It’s my limited color knowledge. We didn’t have the 64 box of crayons. I was damn pleased and quite proud I had the box with the sharpener. I can only name 16 colors. Pity? I don’t need no stinkin’ pity!

Anyway - I have the paint can on the counter. I have the brushes, roller, pan, tape, rags, and sponge, at its side. I’m even sporting my painting cap. Yeah, fine. Bald. I get it. Sure - but I don’t want to use my pate as a palette. Ok?