Coke beats Pepsi.
Mountain Dew is the best soda.
7 Up is an absence not a substance.
Okay if it’s root beer (A&W only) - I want a frosty mug and a papa burger in a basket. Then I want a pecan roll from Stuckeys.
If it’s Dr. Pepper - I want peanuts dropped into the glass bottle. I want to swig and to chew.
Crushed ice is only good in a piña colada on a beach.
Cubes are good in iced tea but I need a good squirt of lemon.
I like my soda in a cold bottle.
I only want a straw if it has a lid and I’m driving.
And yes, there are rules for all these things.