Saturday, November 27, 2010

Male Hang Ups

"Hey. Can I ask you something?"

"What's up?"

"Is it pathetic to print your cell phone bill and go through your contacts so you can get your ex's number?"

"Sounds tedious. Can't you just ask her parole officer?"

"Fuck you!" They laughed.

"Why don't you have her number?

"I deleted it. Come on! I need a judge's ruling."

"If it's for any reason other than sex, it's pathetic."

"Oh."

"Tell yourself it's for sex. Desperate measures, bro."

"Thanks."

"No problem."

Each hung up his phone.