Sunday, April 05, 2020

Massive Error

NY Times

Pastor arrested for holding services despite stay-at-home order

So. You’re going to church anyway. Your constitutional right.

Okay let me get this straight. You don’t really go with that “thou shalt not steal gig“ because if you found cash on the street you’d slap it into your pocket although ya know it aint yours ....

and that whole “commit adultery thing” ... well it’s not really your fault because you can’t help who you love ...

and that “thou shalt not kill“ idea ... well, they did have that great hunting rifle on sale at Cabela’s.

and it’s not really a human baby till it crowns ...

and taking the Lord’s name in vain ... well as long as it isn’t the N word or the C word ...

and bearing false witness ... well you can’t hurt her feelings.


You honest to Christ think that this is the only commandment God holds you to?

You think you can pick and choose your commandments and now you’re going to pick and choose who you murder.

Now listen up: MURDER.

You give this virus to another human being because you‘re sure God wants your sinful ass in a pew so you can give your soul an emotional handjob?


And you‘re going to soothe yourself at the expense of every other human being walking His good earth?


Wisdom is a gift so we can make good judgments based on kindness and moral fiber. Keep your ass at home - wash the blood off your hands - and ask God for forgiveness you hypocritical ass.